PM Modi’s rally in UP 20th Nov, 2016 Huge crowd can surprise you


PM Narender Modi is going in Agra to do rally. This rally named as MahaRally privantan rally. Place for this gathering is kothi meena bazzar ground, shahganj. Expecting, there will be presence of minimum 2lakh people.

A huge arrangement is done here, there are seven places for parking only


Mr Vijay Shivhare, Naveen Jain, Promos Gupta all from BJP ask the people to make this rally successful with presence of PM Modi.

A very beautiful stage m made for PM Modi where he will give speech and will tell the people about his contribution to the nation.

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मोदी जी भी कमाल करते है………

पहले शौचालय बनवाया और अब दस्त लगा दिये

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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चम चम करदी चांदनी

टीम टीम करदे तारे…

कोई मेसेज नही भेज रहा

नोट गिन  रहे क्या सारे…???

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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कल विष्णुजी देवष्ठान के  बाद   उठे  तो अपनी पत्नी   लक्ष्मी जी का बदला रूप देखकर  बोले

 कि  हम सो क्या गये मोदी तूने  हमारी घरबाली भी बदल दी😜😜😜😜

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 हद हो गई यार

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कल रात कचरा जलाया

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सुबह पडौसी पूछ रहे थे कितने  थे?
😂😂😂😂

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कृपया सुन्दर लड़कीया भी जा के बैंकों में लाइन लगाये !

एक सुंदर लड़की कई लोगो को शान्ति से लाइन में लगे रहने के लिए प्रेरित कर सकती है  ! 😀 😀

देश को सुधारने का जिम्मा अकेले मोदी ने थोड़ी लिया है

तुम भी शांति व्यवस्था बना सकती हो !

राष्ट्र निर्माण में कुछ तो सहयोग करो 😉  😉

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कल मेरे पापा के दोस्त ने उनसे पूछा बच्चे क्या कर रहे हैं आजकल ?_________________________

तो पापा ने कहा 

बड़ा बेटा SBI में,

उसकी पत्नी AXIS में,

छोटा बेटा PNB में,

उसकी पत्नी HDFC में और बेटी YES बैंक में है ।____________________________

तब पापा के दोस्त ने कहा भाई

अच्छा! सब सेटल हो गए कया ? 

                                                                        तो पापा ने कहा

नहीं, लाइन में लगे हैं मेरे भाई।

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 अब तो बैंक का गार्ड भी ऐसी नज़रों से देख रहा है, 

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जैसे भंडारे की लाइन में दूसरी बार हलवा पूरी लेने पहुंचा हूँ।😢😂😜😜

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*2000 के नोट गिनते समय*
*अँगूठे पर थूक न लगाएँ*

*होंठ पिंक हो जायेंगे*

*पत्नी कूट देगी*

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सिर्फ आत्मा से प्रेम करो यारो,

शरीर का क्या है,
कल SBI की लाइन में खड़ा था, 

आज PNB की ..

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 मुंह-दिखाई पर पति ने बीवी को गुलाब का फूल भेंट किया
बीवी रूठ कर बोली: “ये नहीं, कोई सोने की चीज़ दो.”
 पति: “ये ले तकिया और सो जा.”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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बचपन मे सबसे ज्यादा दुख तो तब होता था… . . 

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जब 

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रात भर चल रही बारिश 
सुबह स्कूल के टाइम पर बंद हो जाती थी…!!   😁😁

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RBI want you to know

Here are 25 things the RBI wants you to know:

1) Why was the scheme introduced?

The incidence of fake Indian currency notes in higher denomination has increased. For ordinary people, the fake notes look similar to genuine notes, even though no security feature has been copied. The fake notes are used for anti-national and illegal activities. High denomination notes have been misused by terrorists and for hoarding black money. India remains a cash-based economy, hence, the circulation of fake Indian currency notes continues to be a menace. In order to contain the rising incidence of fake notes and black money, the scheme to withdraw the Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes has been introduced.

2) What is this scheme?

The legal tender character of the existing bank notes in denominations of Rs 500 and Rs 1000 issued by the Reserve bank of India till November 8, 2016 (hereinafter referred to as Specified Bank Notes) stands withdrawn. In consequence thereof, these bank notes cannot be used for transacting business and/or storage of value for future usage. These bank notes can be exchanged for value at any of the 19 offices of the Reserve Bank of India or at any of the bank branches or at any head post office or sub-post office.
3) What value will I get for the old notes?

You will get value for the entire volume of notes tendered at the bank branches/RBI offices.

4) Can I get cash for all old notes?

No. You will get up to Rs 4000 per person in cash irrespective of the size of tender. Anything over and above that will be receivable by way of credit to bank accounts.

5) Why can’t I get the entire amount in cash when I have surrendered everything in cash?

The scheme does not provide for it, given its objectives.

6) Rs 4000 cash is insufficient for my need. What do I do?

You can use balances in bank accounts to pay for other requirements by cheque or through electronic means of payments such as internet banking, mobile wallets, IMPS, credit/debit cards etc.

7) What if I don’t have any bank account?

You can always open a bank account by approaching a bank branch with necessary documents.
8) What if, if I only have a Jan-Dhan Yojana account?

A Jan-Dhan Yojana account holder can avail the exchange facility subject to the caps and other laid down limits in accordance with norms and procedures.

9) Where can I go to exchange the notes?

The exchange facility is available at all issue offices of the RBI and branches of commercial banks/RRBS/UCBs/state co-op banks or at any head post office or sub-post office.

10) Need I go to my bank branch?

For exchange of up to Rs 4000 in cash, you may go to any bank branch with a valid identity proof.

For exchange of over Rs 4000, which will be accorded through credit to bank account only, you may go to the branch where you have an account or to any other branch of the same bank.

In case you want to go to a branch of any other bank where you are not maintaining an account, you will have to furnish valid identity proof and bank account details required for electronic fund transfer to your account.

11) Can I go to any branch of my bank?

Yes you can go to any branch of your bank.

12) Can I go to any branch of any other bank?

Yes, you can go to any branch of any other bank. In that case you have to furnish valid identity proof for exchange in cash; both valid identity proof and bank account details will be required for electronic fund transfer in case the amount to be exchanged exceeds Rs 4000.

13) I have no account but my relative/friend has an account, can I get my notes exchanged into that account?

Yes, you can do that if the account holder gives you permission in writing. While exchanging, you should provide to the bank evidence of permission given by the account holder and your valid identity proof.

14) Should I go to the bank personally or can I send the notes through my representative?

Personal visit to the branch is preferable. In case it is not possible for you to visit the branch, you may send your representative with an express mandate, i.e. a written authorisation. The representative should produce authority letter and his/her valid identity proof while tendering the notes.

15) Can I withdraw money from ATMs?

It may take a while for the banks to recalibrate their ATMs. Once the ATMs are functional, you can withdraw from ATMs up to a maximum of Rs 2,000 per card per till November 18. The limit will be raised to Rs 4000 per day per card from November 19.

16) Can I withdraw cash against cheque?

Yes, you can withdraw cash against withdrawal slip or cheque subject to ceiling of Rs 10,000 in a day within an overall limit of Rs 20,000 in a week (including withdrawals from ATMs) up to November 24, after which these limits shall be reviewed.

17) Can I deposit specified bank notes through ATMs, cash deposit machines or cash recycler?

Yes, specified bank notes can be deposited at cash deposits machines/cash recyclers.

18) Can use the electronic mode (NEFT/RTGS /IMPS/ internet banking/mobile banking, etc.) ?

You can use NEFT/RTGS/IMPS/internet banking/mobile banking or any other electronic/non-cash mode of payment.

19) How much time do I have to exchange the notes?

The scheme closes on December 30. The specified banknotes can be exchanged at branches of commercial banks, regional rural banks, urban cooperative banks, state cooperative banks and the RBI till December 30.

For those who are unable to exchange 
their specified bank notes on or before December 30, an opportunity will be given to them to do so at specified offices of the RBI, along with necessary documentation as may be specified by the central bank.

20) I am not in India right now, what should I do?

If you have specified banknotes in India, you may authorise someone in writing, enabling the person to deposit the notes into your bank account. The person so authorised has to come to the bank with the specified banknotes, the authority letter given by you and a valid identity proof (valid identity proof is any of the following: Aadhaar card, driving license, voter ID card, passport, NREGA card, PAN card, identity card issued by the government, public sector unit to its staff.)

21) I am an NRI and hold an NRO account, can the exchange value be deposited in my account?

Yes, you can deposit the specified banknotes to your NRO account.

22) I am a foreign tourist and I have these notes, what do I do?

You can purchase foreign exchange equivalent to Rs 5000 using these specified bank notes at airport exchange counters within 72 hours after the notification, provided you present proof of purchasing the specified bank notes.

23) I have an emergency need of cash (hospitalisation, travel, life-saving medicines). What should I do?

You can use the specified bank notes for paying for your hospitalisation charges at government hospitals, for purchasing bus tickets at government bus stands for travel by state government or state PSU buses, train tickets at railway stations, and air tickets at airports, within 72 hours after the notification.

24) What is a proof of identity?

Valid Identity proof is any of the following: Aadhaar card, driving license, voter ID card, passport, NREGA card, PAN card, identity card issued by the government, public sector unit to its staff.

25) Where can I get more information on this scheme?

Further information is available on our website (www.rbi.org.in) and the website of the finance ministry (www.finmin.nic.in). You may approach the control room of RBI by email or over the telephone: 022 22602201/022 22602944.

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HTET 2016-17 Notification : News of Htet 2017 Important Dates

Haryana Teachers’ eligibility test 2017 HTET Last Date | Last Date to apply | htet.nic.in

“HTET” will be conducted by this Board in accordance with these Guidelines and such other rules/regulations/instructions/policies laid down by the National Council for Teacher Education/Department of School Education, Haryana.

ELIGIBILITY
All individuals who posses minimum educational qualifications etc. as delineated in the service rules relating to the teachers of all the three levels (available on the website of the School Education Department, Haryana (www.schooleducationharyana.gov.in) and also in these guidelines are eligible to take the test (HTET) which will be conducted for the following three levels :-
i) who intends to be a teacher for classes I to V (Primary Teacher) and fulfills the minimum qualification.
ii) who intends to be a teacher for classes VI to VIII (TGT – Trained Graduate Teacher) and fulfills the minimum qualification.
iii) who intends to be a PGT (Post Graduate Teacher) and fulfills the minimum qualification.

Haryana Teachers’ eligibility test authority has issue the notice for forth coming examination HTET 2017. The authority issued the some important dates for candidates. this good to issue notification alert before so that candidates need to be alert during the application process.

Online applications will start from 16th December 2016.  official link is to be update for direct apply online. this process of application will be done upto (last date for apply): 27th December 2017 (Upto 5 PM). and last date for fee 30th Dec 2016.

Date of issue Admit Cards: 16th Jan 2017
Date of exam : 1st Feb 2017(for level 1 and 2) and 2nd Feb 2017(for level 3)

Click Here to Apply For HTET 2016-17

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